Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Yeah, I still play the game.... and??????



So here's why I can't vote for Kerry: Yes... No... Wait, Yes... Umm, No... How bout I settle with maybe?

But here's why I can't for Bush: 2 + 2 = 5 (Thanx Pickin Boogers)

It's official, my write-in Vote is going to this guy

Oh and by the way, Pauly Shore is dead.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell. Check out the UPDATED cell phone wallpaper

This is why I have to root for the Red Sox this year. Between Manny's finger-point and Pedro's midget... this team is hilarious. Here's a pic of Pedro and his good luck charm. Yes, that is Mahow-Mahow. If you know anything about the Dominican Republic... you better be laughing right now.

You heard it here first, people... Kobe Bryant will be choked to death on Christmas Day by Shaq

Waaaay to much sports this week, but what can I say? These niggas are funny!


Ok, So let me tell you how my posts go. I find something online, and I come and post it here... but I only save it as a draft. When I have enough interesting items, I post it for you all to see. Everything I get from here is something I come across myself. So why am I pissed? Because this week... every fuckin thing I find, was publicized somewhere the next day. I find out about Pauly Shore's movie... the next day he's on the Howard Stern Show. I find out about Pedro and his midget... the next day its on the Sports Guy's Link page. Goddamnit it's frustrating... so that's why this post is so short, I couldn't take another day of that bullshit. Sorry

Just know my shit is tight, fuckers!

The Sulu Dance 6

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

"How you gonna act like you wit me, then not be wit me?"

As Flavor Flav has found out,women are fuckin sluts! ... But if you want to get some ass, you assholes have just got to deal with it. With that said.... let's see whats goin on this week.


Kobe Bryant has a fetish. He likes to jizz all up in yo face. Don't believe me? Read it yourself in the UNCENSORED POLICE INTERVIEW.

I know you guys have seen Mac's Mug shot, but what about this one, or this one... or how about my two personal favorites Dipshit 1 and Dipshit 2?


They all look like assholes, but none as much as the not-so-beautiful, Yasmine Bleeth.

Conan's moving on up... to the East side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky! (Damn him if he has to move the show to LA)

Is Jamie Foxx's donger that special? I think not.

When you have this as your cell phone's wallpaper, you're either blessed for the day or going to hell. (Sorry, Jesus)

Paris is at it again, bitches! (You best believe that as soon as I find that shit... it's gonna have a post all to itself.)

People always talk about Barry Bonds and steriods, now I don't think he uses... but here are two interesting pics: 1991 2003

Speaking of baseball... I'm telling you right now, Victor Diaz will be the next Manny Ramirez. (In 3 or 4 years... you'll know I'm right)

Man the last two weeks have been boring as hell. Another Weak-ass hurricane came through and that's about it. Because of that... there's not much else for me to talk about... So I'm out.

PS - Males that watch Everwood are complete fags





Saturday, September 18, 2004

Hateration!


That two-finger point is the best moment of the season. Fuck the Skankees!
Good shit, Manny!

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

"We be the only Big Boys that the big boys watch"

What's up people? This ain't the best post we've ever had, but it's got some good shit.(Alot of videos today) Gotta let all those other weak blogs catch up to The Fine Print. So don't hate, motherfuckas... just laugh. We'll be back stronger than ever next week.


Best of Both Worlds has returned, baby! This time... it's called Best of Both Worlds: Unfinished Business (You can hear two released tracks in the sidebar. "Don't Let Me Die" is gonna be a monster!)

I found out, not on MTV.com, but while checking out the Hot97 website. But they got some stiff competitiion up there. Power105.1 and Hot97 have been going after each others throat for almost 3 years now. When Hot97 fired the best morning show ever, Star & Bucwild, Power105.1 quickly picked them up, and has them DJing their Hartford, CT affiliate until their original Hot97 contract runs out. That's the sort of shit going on there... So check this out....
www.Hot97.com now click this: www.Power1051.com

HATERS! hahahahahahaah

Now that's some funny shit. You actually have to put www.Power1051FM.com to get to the Power 105.1 site. Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!


Now where the fuck was this when I needed it before Hurrcane Frances? Dickheads woulda made a fortune!


Many of you have already seen the Borat Soundboard (Thanx PickinBoogers) Now you've got Season 2, bitches!


Best website name dealing with the election: www.JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com


What if Bush was running against Jesus?


Wow... this is Gay beyond comprehension(like most of our readers) and only one word can describe it: Yatta!

Damn, I just gained a lot of respect for Papa Smurf. He's a dirty ass motherfucker, but Pimperish as hell!

And finally... please stop asking what Bukkake means. Here's the definition. Oh, if you didn't know.... your ass better call somebody!


Mmmmmmmm.... nothing like having some Jungle Fever on a TV show.


Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!

Saturday, September 11, 2004

"Burning The Candle At Both Ends On His Way To The Top"




If there is one thing that the FSU - UM game told me, it's this:
Brock Berlin sucks............... but not as much as Chris Rix! How can you be a senior QB and be that bad? It's almost impossible to be in such a good program and be that bad. How does he do it? I Cannot Believe It!

I love that picture. Speaking of which... why doesn't anyone talk about Eddie Murphy's night with a tranny anymore? That's some sick shit... we can't forget that! Everyone still remembers Hugh Grant and his black whore for Christ's sake. I love Eddie, but anyone that does Pluto Nash and "Whatzupwitu" has got to be gay, right? How can this be considered straight? Seriously....


Ok, damnit... Now I feel bad. Eddie, I'll redeem you: "He good" (2MB so wait for it)


So you thought you spent too much money at the bar before? Better start checking under the cushions for some loose change.


If you're not watching "The Surreal Life 3" you are definitely missing out. Flava Flav, Charo, Uncle Joey from Full House, Jordan Knight.... and yes... Brigitte Nielson! You may know her as Ivan Drago's wife in Rocky 4... or that HUGE BITCH in Beverly Hills Cop II. I have a feelin her and Flava Flav are bonin before the season is out... so trust the DPJ on this and watch, bitches.

And on that note... I leave you with one of my favorite commercials. The shorter spot on TV never does it justice, but now you get see the whole thing. Say "Thank You" for once, ya bastards! "Status Call Reports Have Finally Met Their Rival"

Monday, September 06, 2004

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

Yep, we're still standing bitches. Here's what happened to Hurricane Frances:


So give us a few days.... and a full post (All that useless info you crave) from one of us will be up soon. You know you love it!

Peace

Friday, September 03, 2004

Still Waiting

So far its been two days... and the hurricane still hasn't decided to show up. what a bitch...

Just sitting here waiting it out with Blue Eagle.........

Thursday, September 02, 2004

In the midst of chaos

So while everyone in the bar is talking about Hurricane Frances.... there's one guy acting way too cool for that shit. This man is my hero. He's wearing a dirty sanchez shirt, sunglasses at night, his collar is up, and he's pimpin some chick. What a douche! But I love it....Nice!
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Well, kiddies... ths might be my last post for a while due to the Hurricane. Don't miss the Great Puncher too much while he's MIA... he'll be back real soon with the hotness!


Peace

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Goddamn!

This motherfucker is huge! We are fucked.