Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah

And then there was one....

So when the Fine Print first added the talents of Blue Eagle 3 and White Dragon, I was prepared to take over the world and be the 2004 version of:

These Guys


Instead, they've abandoned my ass, and I've become like this man: (A Man who does not exist!)

Wow

Yes! I finally realized that it would be better if all the links turned up on ONE seperate page, than all opening up a new page. Go Me!

Anyway, back to normal... I STILL can't believe they turned this into a musical!


So, I was looking around www.myspace.com the other day, and saw this actual profile. Look at "her" interests, and please give me the names of all 860 of "her" male friends, so I can slap the shit out of them for being that gullible. (So yeah... the link no longer works, as myspace caught on that there was no way that was a real person. Basically, the interests of the chick were "cock, balls, sex, giving head, being a slut." There were about 860 male believers, trying to get with her. What the hell? Who would ever think that's real? LOL)


By now, everyone knows about the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Well now here' proof: The Oracle of Bacon


So this week has been hell, as the Mets sign the tired, right arm of Pedro Martinez to a 4 year deal, while Oakland trades away Tim hudson and Mark Mulder for C-R-A-P! Don't even get me started on the JKidd-Vinsanity marriage.


Jason Alexander will always be George Costanza to me... and he should thank his lucky stars. I'd hate to know him as the McDonald's douche bag. (This is the best video I've ever had. You MUST watch!)


And finally.... what would a blog entry be without a clip from whatever movie I happened to like this week: "Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest"


I've really got nothing this week. Sorry guys... I think I'll take the rest of the month off to replenish my ideas. Have some happy holidays, yall!


On edit: Damn... I'm an idiot... I forgot a picture of the Miami Girls (Jenny & her "posse). I didn't have a picture of them all together... so here they are split up. MG 1 MG 2

1 down... a slugger to go

"Karim Garcia. Who's Karim Garcia? I have no respect for that guy, I don't have anything to prove to that guy. When you talk about Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill, guys like that that you really tip your hat, that you can understand, but guys like Karim Garcia, what? So what? Who are you? Who are you, Karim Garcia, to try to tell Pedro Martinez, a proven player for 10 years?"

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Remember He... Used To Drive That Champagne Range"

(Man... he looks just like my San Andreas character!)


You know what I realized this week? Will Smith is probably the luckiest bastard ever! Somehow he made it from this:


to this:


which led to this, this and this:



Unfortunately, then came "Wild, Wild West", "The Legend of Bagger Vance", "I, Robot", and now Hitch (Sigh....)


Ahh.... two new movie trailers for you to watch: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Be Cool (This trailer came out Friday... and now there's NO DOUBT in my mind that it will be good.)


And Jay-z keeps movin on up. I really didn't see that one coming . Speaking of S-dot, I finally saw "Fade To Black" this week. It's actually one of the first concert/behind the scene movie that I've enjoyed. I came out respecting Jay-Z a lil bit more... (And Memph Bleek a lil bit less)



Jeezus... with this gay-ass trailer it's a wonder anyone went to see this movie at all. (But thank god I did... or else I wouldn't know the wattage of a bolt of lightning)



This gets the "What the fuckin fuck?" distinction. (Yeah, that's two fucks)


What ever happened to the "Problem Child" kid?


I have now seen everything... David Wells is on the Red Sox.
And since we're talking Red Sox... can someone please tell me how this picture actually made it into the Commemorative "Red Sox - 2004 Champions" Sports Illustrated Book? Do they think I wanna see Manny like that?




And finally, I now understand why I was fired last year.

"Never Been To Sesame Street, But I Flip A Big Bird..."

Sorry for the delay in posting, but last week had a hellish start as I had minor head trauma... which I am still recovering from. But don't fret, I will never let my whole 2 readers down.


So I'm dying to see Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty. I've heard from some people who have seen the screening, and Vince Vaughn is hilarious... but not as funny as the Rock and the return of the People's eyebrow. Apparently, his character is a musician who is trying to get famous by arching his eyebrow. As if anyone else could play the role? Here's an excerpt from a review of the screening:

"The real star of the film though is The Rock, who steals every single scene he's in. Every one. If there's one reason to see this movie, it's to see The Rock perform a scene from "BRING IT ON". The Rock. Bring It On. Combined. There's also a running gag about how he produced a demo-video of him singing a country-western tune and ... wooo... it's a doozy. If only a producer could get The Rock into a real starring vehicle. The guy has it. "

I'm down with the mini-fro, .... seeing the poster at the theatre, I couldn't help but be laugh.



Ahhh, Camron is back from the pink side of town with some Purple Haze. The album is what it is... which is not saying much since Camron is the artist who started his career by just making up words so his lines could rhyme . He know's no one respected him after that, right? I mean... besides Dipset (his "homies") and lil white boys who want to be a part of ANY set, does anyone like him? Listen to these retarded lines.
Yeah, I didn't think so.



UNBELIEVABLE (Who the hell thought of this, and when does the traveling company come to FL) Wow... just unbelievable


Holy Shit! Popeye was the most racist cartoon ever!


I love the fact that the only non-Knick whose jersey I've ever wanted is BUSTIN ASS this year. I mean.. he was bustin ass before, but he is REALLY bustin ass this year.


Don't you hate when you have to endure a horrible movie, cuz you went with a female friend? Yeah... I had to see Christmas with the Kranks , which might explain how I got head trauma.



As if the original wasn't weird enough... (Look at his hands! WTF?)


Didn't Avril Lavigne say she would never do shit like this? Hmmmmmmm


Yeah, the only good thing about this movie is gonna be the names they come up with. When you say your name is Bobby O'Shea or Chuck Schwartz.... what does that say about you?


Btw, Will Ferrell will have a small role in that film, but thatdid you know that he's not really playing Darrin, in the Bewitched movie? He's actualy playing a guy, who's playing Darrin, in a tv show called Bewitched. Weird remake concept.


Man... The Sport's Guy has really gotten less funny, lately. He used to be great. Look at this from his mailbag in 2001:

"Q. I think that the word "ensuing" is only used after the word "kickoff." It's not often you hear this word used anywhere else. One doesn't say, "After the ensuing dinner, I had some cake." Does the word "ensue" even exist, and if so, when has it ever been used. I feel that this word can only be used in a) gerund form, and b) immediately preceeding the word kickoff. --Justin Singer, Florida

A. I feel the same way about the word "ejaculate." The Webster's definition is "to eject from a living body," yet you never hear somebody say, "Remember the time Roberto Alomar ejaculated that saliva on John Hirshbeck?" or "Was anything grosser than the time Clint Malarchuk had his jugular vein sliced by a skate and ejaculated blood all over the ice?" The word "ejaculate" is only used for specific circumstances ... and I think we know what those circumstances are. If you ever hear the term "ensuing ejaculation," start running."

Ok... i've got nothing this week, it's sad. So I will now leave you with this:

NICE!