There Ain't Nah Nutta Better!

Saw Showtime's "Reefer Madness" on 4/20, and let me tell you, that IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. It's a musical that makes fun of the original propoganda film the governement put out in the 30's. However, there was ONE great moment, and that's when Jesus decided to sing about marijuana.


Funniest song ever: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!


Anyone else think Sean Paul jumped the shark with "We Be Burnin" ? We already heard "Gimme the Light"... nigga must be tryin to hit up that "Reefer Madness" audience


I saw the Honda Ridgeline for the first time on the road the other day, and is it wrong of me to look at it and know that oly Asians will ever buy that thing?


Why does this shit even make the newspaper? Really!


The funniest new hip-hop myth has got to be that Ciara is a MAN!

"I have heard a rumor that the R&B star, Ciara, was born male. That he/she decided that he wanted to be a female at the age of 5, and his mother let him grow his hair out. I was told that he had surgury, so he no longer has a penis. and apparently he/she was on Oprah having an in depth converstation about it, along with discussing it in a magazine article. "


Not the anyone cares, but after their 0-5 start... the Mets are 10-3 now. This smells good...


I've got a fever...


Best Facebook group ever! (If you look at the message board... one of those posts is mine)


What's the best score you can get here? (Damn! Shit is hard!)


Be Somebody... or be somebody's fool, BIATCH!


Trojan Commercials suck... Durex is funnier.


Kanye West's new single, "DIAMOND IS FOREVER".

Thank You, Mr Tomato Farmer

for your 4 runs. I still hate that friggin smirk when you give them up, though.





** A New non-Met post will be up soon. Don't Worry**

Finally! A friggin win!

In one inning I went from posting this:




To now the pleasure of being happy and posting this:



Lets Go Mets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 - 4... what a start!

Qué, Qué, Qué... I ain't Ku Klux Klan!

(Definitely the greatest N.O.R.E. line ever!)

I'm excited about Surreal Life 5 already. Let's look at 2 members of the cast:

Bronson Pinchot!
"Can you believe it, cousin? They want me on American TV again!"

Jose Canseco
The Human Test Tube

I used to love to tease BlueEagle about his favorite group, Outkast, and how only white people REALLY like them. Well it just got worse. When you're song is redone by Kenny G featuring Earth, Wind, & Fire it is time to get another sound.

Damn... John Leguizamo really wants some Mets tickets... even though the Braden Looper fucked shit up! Oh, but you gotta realize Pedro is back to be the friggin man, and pimpslap you bitches! He struck out 12 of 14 batters from the 2nd inning on! Nasty!

Ok... now to some fuckin Links...

If you're STILL NOT WATCHING Arrested Development, I need to shoot you. Check out the wonderful, Mrs. Featherbottom, here.


This guy could very well be the William Hung of ESPN Dream Job one day.


(I never saw the MINUTE-LONG Bacon Cheddar Ranch Commerical until today. Click the pic... it's good.)



Sin City was UNGODLY GOOD. Go watch it or cop the bootleg!


I got nothing to talk about guys... sorry.

Just know that not even today's loss will stop my Mets. Because they've got the teamwork, to make the dream work!